The Deckbuilding Update!

We have been hard at work the past couple months overhauling the game! There's too much to fit all the details into a blog post so here are the highlights!

Art:

• Reworked the card art for money, multiplier, JERRY, hints and reactivators
• The visual effects have been touched up for a few key effects like gaining money, multiplier and upgrading cards
• The environment has been overhauled

Deckbuilding:

• You can now buy cards to add to your deck
• This system replaces the concept of "locations" (although the breakroom still exists, and has gotten some tweaks)
• Cards can have stickers on them that give them special abilities, you can buy cards with these stickers in the shop

Difficulty:

• The systems have changed so drastically that the game has become more difficult as well. Rest assured we will continue to dial in the difficulty to a fun level as we push more updates. 

Perks:

• There are too many changes to list! We replaced all the placeholder names with proper "business-y" names. Added some perks and rebalanced others. Here is a list of all the current perks and their effects.

Perk List:

• ATM - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, flip a $ card
• Info Desk - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, flip a Hint
• SMART Goals - Common Perk - $5: When you flip up all non-enemies, gain $$$$$ $$$$$
• Darts - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, reactivate a random non-eye card
• Hidden Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a $ in a corner, upgrade it
• Intern - Common Perk - $5: At the top of the hour, transforms into a random uncommon perk (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• High Value - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a multiplier, all perks gain $1 sell value
• Knight of Cash - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a lonely $, reactivate it.
• Looking For Info - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, flip adjacent hints
• Looking For Cash - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, flip adjacent $ cards
• Looking For Pills - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, flip adjacent multiplier cards
• Sticky Pills - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a multiplier card, flip up adjacent face-down multiplier cards.
• Page of Cash - Common Perk - $5: After flipping all dealt $ cards, gain $$$$
• Horizontal Integration - Common Perk - $5: When you complete a row, flip a random multiplier card
• Page of Pills - Common Perk - $5: After flipping all dealt multiplier cards, gain +2 multiplier
• Nest Egg - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a $ card, this perk gains $1 sell value
• Crying Cash - Common Perk - $5: When an eye opens, gain $
• Self Directed - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a JERRY, flip a random $ card
• Group Synergy - Common Perk - $5: When you flip up the last card in a grouping of 3+, upgrade the whole group
• Punch Down - Common Perk - $5: When you flip a JERRY, flip the (non-JERRY) card below it
• Salad - Common Perk - $5: When you sell this perk, flip one mult, one $ and one hint
• Fortune Cookie - Common Perk - $5: When you sell this perk, flip all hints
• Churn - Common Perk - $5: When a round begins, double the sell value of the rightmost perk and sell it
• 360 Feedback - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, upgrade adjacent cards
• Corner Office - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate (non-eye) cards in corners
• Pill Dispenser - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, flip a multiplier card
• Burnout - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a JERRY, gain +1 multiplier
• Conveyor Belt - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a row, reactivate that row
• Hidden Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a multiplier in a corner, upgrade it
• Group Think - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate the largest grouping
• Happy Hour - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the top of the hour, gain +10 multiplier (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• Stocks - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a row, your perks gain $10 sell value
• Bonds - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, your perks gain $3 sell value
• Hindsight - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a hint, reactivate adjacent $ cards
• Loan - Uncommon Perk - $-30: When a round begins, this loses 5 value
• Knight of Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a lonely multiplier, reactivate it.
• Sticky Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a $ card, flip up adjacent face-down $ cards.
• Attrition - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a JERRY, reactivate adjacent cards
• Melon Party - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping up all non-JERRY cards, heal 1
• Queen of Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping all $ cards, reactivate them
• Vertical Integration - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, flip a random $ card
• Queen of Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: After flipping all multiplier cards, reactivate them
•  - Uncommon Perk - $0: 
• Stacked Cash - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, gain $
• Printer - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, gain $$ for each hint
• Buying Pills - Uncommon Perk - $30: After every $10, flip a random mult card
• Sale - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, other perks in the shop go on sale
• Always Be Closing - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase a perk, this gains $10 sell value.
• Early Bird - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, gain +1 multiplier for each face up card
• Side Eye - Uncommon Perk - $30: When an eye opens, reactivate cards to its right
• Sales Pitch - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, your perks gain $15 sell value
• Incubator - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, perks in the shop upgrade to next rarity
• Consultant - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the top of the hour, transforms into a random rare perk (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• Make it Rain - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you Make Bank (Pass a multiple of $100), upgrade all face up $
• Whisper Network - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, flip a card that is adjacent to exactly 1 JERRY
• Fax Machine - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you purchase this, duplicate a random perk
• Pill Bottle - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell this perk, flip all multiplier cards
• The letter <letter_goes_here> - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the beginning of the round, gain multiplier for each perk that starts with the letter <letter_goes_here>. (currently <the_letter>)
• Brevity - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the start of a round, gain +1 mult for each perk with 6 or less letters in its name. (currently <brevity>)
• Wealth - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, gain mult equal to your total perk value divided by 50. (Currently <wealth>)
• Lefthanded - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a $ card on the left half of the board, reactivate it
• Research - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip all hints, transform one into a +1 mult card
• Stapler - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you sell this perk, attach the rightmost perk in the shop to the leftmost perk in the shop
• Dosage Up - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the top of the hour, upgrade all faceup multiplier (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• Early Worm - Uncommon Perk - $30: When a round begins, upgrade all face-up cards
• Stock Up - Uncommon Perk - $30: At the top of the hour, upgrade all faceup money (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• Vertical Feedback - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you complete a column, upgrade $ cards in it
• Death - Uncommon Perk - $30: When the eye opens, gain mult for each bloodied JERRY
• Righthanded - Uncommon Perk - $30: When you flip a mult on the right half of the board, reactivate it
• Blink - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip an eye, reactivate it
• Mega Loan - Rare Perk - $-99: When a round begins, this loses 10 value
• Operations - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip any card, gain $
• Elevator - Rare Perk - $99: When you complete a column, reactivate It
• Penthouse Office - Rare Perk - $99: When an eye opens reactivate (non-eye) cards in the top row
• Wholesale Pills - Rare Perk - $99: When you Make Bank (Pass a multiplie of $100), gain +1 multiplier
• Golden Turd - Rare Perk - $500: You earned it
• King of Cash - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip a $ card, reactivate all other $
• King of Pills - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip a mult card, reactivate all other mult cards
• PIty - Rare Perk - $99: When a round begins, gain mult for each common perk. (currently <pity>)
• Hard Copy - Rare Perk - $99: When you flip up all $ cards, create a duplicate with double sell value (if there's space)
• Circle Back - Rare Perk - $99: When you sell another perk for the first time in a round, make a copy of it.
• 401K - Rare Perk - $99: At the top of the hour, double the sell value of ALL your perks (<minutes_until_next_hour> minutes until next activation)
• Email - Rare Perk - $99: When a round begins, gain +5 mult for each attached perk. (currently <email>))
• Loop In - Rare Perk - $99: At the start of a round, gain +1 mult for each reroll in the last shop. (currently <rerolls>)
• Vertical Distribution - Rare Perk - $99: When you complete a column, upgrade Mult cards in it